It amazes me how Pence can work himself into a hot range over things like LGBTQ and abortion but stays cool about his former boss ordering his execution. 

When the Queen B has bounced you, it’s over. 

Chili cheese fries take two good things and make both worse. How do you make a mess like that “right?”

Referring to them as “nudes” was a nice touch. 

Right. Abbott and his repub pals in the state legislature also passed a law granting the Secretary of State “administration oversight” over Harris County’s vote tabulation.

I’m guessing they were going to promote this in towns that didn’t have food trucks or Koreans?

All you have to read is “state fair” to know it’s going to be about crap food. 

Too bad he can’t fire his face--what a mug. 

Wearing glasses was a nice touch, it really says “research.”

“...his massive online fan base...”

My go-to driving food is a big bowl of soup. 

I guarantee that if they ever want to do a John Henry vs machine challenge, the people who work in Mexican restaurant kitchens will kick its ass. 

This is important for women and girls? No. Access to health care, controlling your own body, and equal treatment in the workplace and school is what matters. 

I was expecting to read about what these maniacs do after their chowdowns. Run to the hospital for a stomach pump, mass ingestion of laxatives. None of that?

Iowa repubs are all in with the cruelty. 

The “highly competitive market” did them in. Craft beer companies are everywhere, making good products. 

If you’re going to get nothing done on the court, at least you can sell your name to law schools in pretty places. No wonder they’re all smiling in those photos. 

It’s going to be otters riding orcas next. 

Yeah, calling them “sammy” is a real time-saver. 

Did anybody expect that prices would stay at one dollar forever? BTW, Motel 6's name was based on its price at the time--six bucks a night stay. It’s more than that now.