They made a burrito--big deal. 

You’ve never had a chicken salad sandwich?

The only thing that I’d contest in this good read is the claim that TFG doesn’t find Tiffany “hot.” I recall seeing a clip of her, after giving a speech at the repub convention in 2020, walk off stage to be with her rat family. Pops tried to grab and plant a big kiss on the lips but Tiff smoothly spun out of his grip,…

If sassafras has been banned by the FDA, why does my jar of file powder list it as the sole ingredient? Good read, though--thanks.

You can find fresh salsas that are refrigerated in the grocery store (out here, anyway.) Some are better than others but they’re all better than bottled.

Homeland Security is on the job! Folks best beware of what terror might erupt after SCOTUS dumps Rod. All the candles, the signs, the chalk...

Herdez all the way. Especially the roasted version of salsa verde.

Restaurant bottled water is in glass bottles, not plastic. Also, restaurants here used to not give you a glass of water unless you asked. Then they found out that most people would ask for one, which took more time to do than simply having a busser set up each table beforehand.

I used to understand that he did evil shit because it gives his deplorable base a tingle below their belts but this stuff that he’s been doing lately makes me wonder. Who enjoys his going after Disney, the Miami Heat, the Tampa Bay Rays, and the Special Olympics?

Thanks for this lightweight scrum story. It is so refreshing after reading about Heard vs Depp. BTW, anyone who hangs with Matthew Broderick is a nice person. 

The beer biz had done the research on this a long time ago. Although you can get other sizes, the dominant product is 12 oz. Why try to re-invent the wheel here? 

As repubs are always trying to gaslight us by projecting their activities onto us, I’m going to venture that Marge Trailer Queen is as straight as the boundary line around her congressional district.

Way to go, turning the story into a dump on Biden. 

“Decades of brainwashing have meant that its elected representatives no
longer need even the iron grip of the main gun lobby, the National Rifle
Association, which is riddled with crises, to oppose the slightest
legislation that would provide a framework for this particularly
lucrative market. The defense of the…

Those guys on that stage, using this tragedy as a photo-op, will be in Houston on Friday, kissing up at the NRA shindig. 

Good looking and gutless. If he ever wants to run for office, he’s a shoo-in.

Yeah, just like with ice cream--right into the microwave, right?

I don’t know which is sadder, Mulaney ambushing his audience or Dave Chappelle reduced to anti-gay and anti-trans jokes for material. Pathetic. 

Relax. Only writers get worked up over this. Believe me, in Chicago, no one gives a shit about what you’re eating. 

Maybe she killed the snake because she prefers rats and mice in her garden.