Excellent. As soon as I saw that vid I thought Canseco.

There used to be “the Jordan rules”, a strategy for keeping MJ under some sort of control, at least not allow him to completely destroy your team. No rules needed for LJ.

The most amazing part of this story is seeing that Tkachuk still has his front teeth.

The best office food is jello shots. Put a plate of them in the breakroom fridge and watch ‘em disappear. Down the hatch, quickly done, good times for all.

Hey, you’re just hitting your prime as a pro golfer.

“...the Bulls’ floridly dysfunctional front office...”

You call that a stare? —Russell Westbrook

“I could never go out there in a pair of jeans and a denim jacket. I mean, I don’t do casual very well.”

I read that headline but didn’t catch the “NHL” in the corner so I thought this was about the baseball team. I’ll let myself out, thank you.

How sweet it is!

I have never laughed and cringed so often in a two minute span. Great writing.

Times are tough for rich white people. You can’t even touch the black workers now?

It’s not about the money. They’re afraid that if they pay athletes anything, that they would have rights that they now don’t possess. Stuff like unions, OSHA come to mind just for starters.

This flick and The Favourite would be the only ones I’d run on a slow day...while I was in the other room doing something.

Those crowds look pretty big to me. --Chargers fan

That is the hockey version of The Chocolate-Thunder-Flying, Robinzine-Crying, Teeth-Shaking, Glass-Breaking, Rump-Roasting, Bun-Toasting, Wham-Bam, Glass-Breaker-I-Am-Jam.

Adam Serwer wrote a great piece in the Atlantic on this, “The Cruelty is the Point”, which helps explain their motivation.

What a bleak picture of humanity. Then I remembered--Florida. Never mind.

So, no whore diamonds for that place? Asking for a friend. --Eliot Spitzer

THIS!!! Thank you.