A more Canadian sounding message would be “Pardon us but could you please turn the volume down on your president--just a little bit? We’re having a little trouble sleeping while our ears are bleeding.

“...a rhythmic gymnastics competition in Spain”

Same day that I’m hearing this latest Musk tunnel crap, I’m watching a Tesla burning in Los Gatos for the second time that same day. Hey wunderkind--how about making a decent car before this other stuff?

I thought that the NBA season begins in April.

I witnessed a black man take out a large amount of money and hand it over to someone else in exchange for some questionable materials (does anyone really eat creamed corn?). Oddly, no one called this one in so this doesn’t happen ALL the time, okay?

It has long been established that the MNF song is supposed to suck.

I can think of a much better use for those rocks. --Gwyneth Paltrow

This was a real feel-good story until the part about the steroids. Dead at 56 can be due to many reasons but you’ve got to consider the steroid/performing enhancing drugs use as the culprit. Isn’t this was writers call “burying the lede?”

Snyder is an asshole but this is just typical NFL owner dickishness.

Next time you do a story regarding Horace Grant, use a real picture of him—that soft serve guy is not Horace Grant.

That shitstain is giving dumb blondes a bad name.

If their obit is going to revolve around Eastwood, they should have followed the Chicago Manual of Style and wrote, “Clint Eastwood, producer/director of shit movies.”

Thanks, mom. --Harold

That looked like a dirty shot to me until I realized it was on Wilson.

Wow. Just stop any further posts.

“implied bitch” is the new black.

Saw this story today on a local tv morning show. Guy was already talking about Meyer taking over at USC.

“Fuck you” is also how Boston area people address their mom.

Tea is cheap?  It’s generally much more expensive than coffee per lb., I recently paid 15 bucks for 3.5 oz. of Sencha. Worth it, too. Tea is amazing.

Nunc Coepi means “starting now”. Rivers is announcing that he has just begun to cover our planet with his progeny.