A deadly upper respiratory infection pandemic seems like an excellent time to quit vaping.

David, your adventures (follies?) and the accompanying story are the main reason I come to this website.  Keep up the good work man.

Did you ironically choose Colma, CA, the ‘City of a Thousand Cemeteries’, who city motto is literally “It’s great to be alive in Colma”, as your lead image as it relates to coronavirus, or was that pure coincidence?

He almost made it. The fat gassy ass-clown almost made it to election season, where he would have spent the next seven and a half months doing his obnoxious act all over the country. Trump’s Greatest Hits...Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary, the “Deep State Department” and etc. The stock market was steady, unemployment was…

I guess this goes a long way to explaining why Tic Tacs get me horny. 

Fuck them. The airlines became profitable because of egregious baggage fees. Any bailout needs to have strings ropes attached, in the form of caps on fees (flight changes, baggage, etc.), improved bill of rights for travelers, and limits on the smallness of seats and bathrooms.

Yeah if you ever told me I’d long for Nancy and her damned psychic friends...

I’m actually feeling sympathy for a car salesman right now... huh... the situation is worse than I thought.

I live near and drive though Kelly Square every day. It is under a major redesign that should help less intelligent drivers navigate through it.. I never understood the issue people had with driving there just follow the rules. Simple. 

Also, his German was 100 % grammatically correct.

Me: Parks.

I AM A DONUT!

If only there was a way to provide a modicum of protection to these splitters.....

STICK TO SPROTS CARS

“Repeal Obama’s 25 year import ban!”

Good, about time we put those damn horses to work!

I am agog. Seeing how all EIGHT of the very last Saturn Skys (Skies?) were sold in 2010, I would be fascinated to know how this guy got hold of a 2011 model.

This is about 30,000 Tyrone Biggums levels of CP.

let’s make it clear that today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Gallardo is really a re-bodied Saturn

I believe that car was rebodied by Abby Someone.