Don't forget the fine Corinthian leather!

The seller says they have been living in the camper for the past 8 months

MULTIPLE BACKUPS, PEOPLE!

Lard t’underin’ Jasus.

Disney, when asked you to get rid of Fox, we meant Fox News.

On behalf of san diego, good fucking riddance. Perhaps before you leave, you’ll do us the service of removing the abandoned lime scooters from under the bushes in balboa park and from the shallower parts of mission bay.

Really, just buy a laser printer. Doesn’t really matter what brand. Toner is (basically) graphite and plastic. Doesn’t dry up, takes years to get “old”, and prints a lot more pages. I don’t think I’ll ever purchase an inkjet printer.

Buy a Brother laser and don’t look back. Cheap printers, cheap toner, they are tanks.

Gas stations have had years to implement chip readers. I’m sure Visa and Mastercard are tired of their bullshit excuses at this point.

See, this shows how dumb the average person is in regards to cars.

I’m sure that he explain to you that this is the first time he’s ever driven after having a drink with dinner.

Came for the Bimmer joke.

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

Remember the Alamo.

Hey Boomers know and want to fix shit. Millennials only know how to contact someone on Instagram to come do it and then they write a whiny blog and tweet about it.

seat caliente

Talk about a hot SEAT!

My whole world crumbled when I realized that Three Jacks and a Queen was not a real thing. I wasted precious minutes of my time researching that, when I could have been wasting my time in many other ways.

#2 actually makes the case for unintentional brand loyalty as they’ll continue buying from that dealer/brand out of convenience...but if you don’t have a product to get them in the door to begin with, then they will switch to a dealer/brand that does serve them.

I’m afraid i cannot recommend investment without your startup implementing a name-change involving blockchain