Patrick, thanks for not banning Mergio or I back in the day.

If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

GASP!

Observations - the slide isn’t inflated - parts of it are still stowage-folded. This means it came out of it’s housing without being ‘armed’. The BOS-CDG flight is a 757-200. The main door slides (front and rear) are mounted in boxes on the insides of the doors so it would be bloody obvious if one of those doors…

Thanks to Jalopnik, I know that the windshield washers on classic Volkswagen Beetles are powered by the compressed air in the spare tire.

Inb4 a bunch of incoherent screeching about how “I didn’t come here for politics”

It is about time to shift my Elio reservation to something else.

Next to fill out their punch card is a Range Rover. 

But isn't that the majority of internet videos? Something gets mildly wet and then it's over?

Torch, have you ever run across the 8-track to cassette adapter?

Just what the world needs, a silent Cars and Coffee killing machine.

No BMW for me, not only because of reliability concerns (which is a high concern for all German cars), but on principle. Everyone else gives you CarPlay for free for life, but BMW charges after the first year? Come on. Also, Toyota only gives it to you for free for four years on their new Supra. They do make nice…

Stick to sports!

So if he now lives in a “farm laborer’s” cabin, does that mean his vote on the council is only worth 3/5?

Faster and handles better than some of the Pace Cars in the 1980s

Great. Now Karen has someone to yell at.

Agreed. I always recite The Things We Stuck in Our Anuses before we open presents; it’s the only Christmas tradition worth looking forward to.

Give me Life’s Rich Pageant, or give me death!

I had to turn the brightness up on my monitor to read this.

Because of all the shade being thrown. This is magnificent. Paragon of SPORTS! journalism. I may even be willing to pay a monthly fee for this content, its just that good.

I mean, now that Farmers is no longer providing ad revenue anymore. You really hate to…

Perfect. Amazing.