God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

If our worst fears come to fruition and deadspin gets shut down, the one silver lining will be that the last post that actually stuck to sports was one about the Browns being all Brownsy.

Well boys & girls, it looks like we’re in the endgame now.

I’m pretty sure the one in the antique shop thought “Motherfucker didn’t buy a goddamned thing. Fuck him.”, followed by “I should lick my anus.”

Where the fuck else am I supposed to go to read up on the fine print of Oddibe McDowell’s water bill?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Fun fact: In Germany, the official colour for taxis is a certain shade of beige, known to lower resale value by up to 15 % (no kidding).

Oh like that crowd was even from southeast DC. This is the World Series, after all. Which makes the booing far more damming.

They were clearly saying boo-urns.

You get a star, but only if you are referring to the physics of fluid dynamics and not poop.

GIVE THIS MORE STARS.

I mean, totally not copyrighted StarWars stars.

But all the rest, yes.

Isn’t he too short to be a Universe Warrior?

Absolutely. This is a mature, logical and well-considered comment. As such, it has no place here.

So when Darnold gets cut by the Jets in a couple years can it be mandated that he gets signed by the Saskatchewan Roughriders of the CFL instead of becoming an NFL backup? The jerseys are nearly identical so we’d get more life out of this gif?

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

- The refs talking to Belichick

At some point the refs will call Unsportsmanlike Conduct for multiple deliberate penalties. They probably told BB after the second one “OK that’s enough.”

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

I cannot fault the man for knowing the rules and taking advantage of them.