Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Bonilla Day, a recognized federal holiday, is July 1st, every year until 2035. Get your shit together.

Gonna be a while ‘til this gets 4077 stars.

Iit’s about time that MLB demands similar levels of tax-incentive grifting from their minor league affiliates to ensure the stadiums are at a certain level as their parent clubs do. Frankly I'm shocked it took them this long.

The condenser is $160, but finding someone to do an R12 recharge or a 134a conversion adds to that considerably. Just a 134 recharge is gonna be more than $200, if it’s already been changed over.

Sidebar; Tina Turner absolutely CRUSHED this title song.  Easily in the top 5 of all Bond theme songs.

Well, it works if you consider small ball getting as few hits and runs as possible.

It speaks volumes about these people that:

It takes an amazing act of assholery to make the Cardinals look like the team I want to root for. The Braves managed to get there. Well done. 

I don’t even want to imagine 2 weeks of “Teacher vs. Student” hype that would be the lead up to Brady & Garoppolo facing each other in the Super Bowl. 

that basically gifts them a guaranteed six victories annually.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

my favorite bit from one of the “addams family” movies:

I teach A Modest Proposal every semester in Rhet/Comp 100, primarily as a vehicle for teaching satire—and also because I figure most of my students encountered it in some form in high school, and therefore will be relatively comfortable with it as an introductory text.

Once, years ago, a student took the piece to mean I…

Okay, reading this, it just hit me: the Berlin Wall has been down for longer than it was up.

Don’t leave out this:

Anyone who cuts the grass while intoxicated is a call for Darwinism in action.

They stopped at a US taxpayer funded resort in Hermosillo to fill out applications for welfare checks and free healthcare so everything is in place when they arrive in Texas and get to rapin’ and pillagin’. A select few ‘nasty’ ones were also chosen to join MS-13 and will later be shuttled to midwestern cities by Beto…

“So, I think the moral of the story is, everyone needs to buy an Alfa Giulia.”

Can confirm. People immersed in PE are easily the worst people I’ve ever been involved with, and I comment on the internet.