I like how the best thing the ad guy could come with is, “ A Big Car!”.

“But that actually makes no sense.”

HOLY SHIT

Canadian’s do it differently

Maybe the better option is Afghanistan, Iraq, or Syria. Chances are if someone wants an autonomous convoy to stop in the middle of a road in the middle of nowhere, it might be an ISIS foreign fighter or a Syrian solder working for Assad. In that case, don’t stop.

He kept yelling at his defensemen to close the GAAP

I have a special compartmentalized, proper, and unambiguously-labeled chamber of my heart reserved for pedants. You’re correct; I was going for the obvious date.

+4/17

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

I can’t speak to Amazon’s local largess, but they paid north of 400 million in taxes in 2016. Amazon has decidedly mixed business practices in their treatment of their staff, but Trump doesn’t have a leg to stand on in calling out someone for payment of taxes.

If the Keebler Elf were a D&D character, his alignment would be Lawful Evil:

Big Conan fan. I thought it was pretty clear that he keeps it as a joke. Watch a little more carefully, he knows it’s garbage. Not saying he doesn’t love it, but it’s a joke.

Sessions is a puzzle. It feels like within his unique moral construct, he has this fastidious sense of propriety. Every now and then, it overlaps with a more conventional sense of propriety. It’s confusing to watch.

For federal employees, it’s $20 max per occasion, $50 total per year. Oh, and we (at a federal agency which is not EPA) just got an email today reminding us how important ethical behavior is - from a Secretary who replaced one who quit over unethical behavior.

He needs to showcase it on Jay Leno’s garage. Oh. Wait...

The following generation’s SHO was actually pretty fun, too. At least for a Taurus. I don’t think it was available with 3 pedals, but it had a nice little V8 in it.

These clowns are either: so crooked they don’t care about how stuff like this appears; too stupid to know how shady it looks; or both.

Does anyone else feel like this is a direct reaction to the popular/positive news stories about the unveiling of the Obama portraits? Like, Old Donny is so pissed that Obama made headlined during his precious presidency that he’s nipping all portraiture in the butt just to make sure they can’t paint anymore cool pics…

lol, is this a response to the fact that the Obamas had portraits released recently? That is fucking pathetic. The GOP still can’t handle the fact that we had a Black president and first lady for four years and that they were great.

Trust me, the farmer gets PISSED when you shoot the cows.