Was he paid for his Aussie rules football playing time?  

Probably an abandoned and/or unfinished rest area. 

I wonder what Deadspin’s resident punter has to say about this game?

Yup. Though I found whdh to be bad as well. I always have joked with this headline

He probably should have gotten on his plane.

Missing the olfactory component though.  

When I was in Paris 1999, I visited the Espace Michelin store. The store I believe, no longer exists. It was like a toy store with a full family of Michelin Maps(red maps, yellow maps), Guide, and other books. I happened to also pick up this book at the store. Full of beautiful illustrations much like ones you shared.

Paper mill towns do have that unique smell. I have been through a few. 

If you are frank Lloyd Wright fan you have heard of the town.

Just like my ford tempo. 

That is too much zmed.  

Need more zmed. 

I’ll gopher that joke. 

He also likes uniforms, other than baseball.

I love eating spicy mapu tofu, with or without pork, especially when it is nice and spicy.

I also predict the driver. will happily sail through yellow lights, red lights, and stop signs. 

Now if they only called on the spirit of.

The BBC was going to broadcast a report on the that. 

Oh, and have you read the mother’s latest Tweet? Yeah, she wishes there had been more chicken pox infected blankets.