Just like Abe Simpson

I’ll see myself out. 

In other news they also briefly considered reviewing the old pledge of allegiance with the Bellamy Salute, but the idea was quickly shelved.

Did they fight the fire with holy water?

Of course you need to have order in your sports leagues. 

I stumbled upon his tv show on tbs, apparently TiVo thought I would like it.

She isn’t flipping the bird, it is a Hawaiian Good Luck symbol. 

“A see-through wall made of steel is far stronger than a concrete wall. So I am very happy with it,”

Dr. Huxtable did go to Hudson University for medical school. 

though it may be changing, the most common second language in Mongolia is Russian. 

+1 the steppes of St. George UT

Damn you, you dirty apes. 

I wonder if we will see it on Craigslist in the next few days?

Also less evidence.

yes, it is lighting from below that really dials up the creep factor. 

I’m sorry, but we have infiltrated your country and control the levers of power. This is a top secret Canadian government program that has been going for decades.

All these stories do not have a happy ending. 

Closed circuit footage of the accident.

from the winner of the Buckeye News Hawk award