He is drinking Moxie.

For when you are tired of playing Oregon Trail on your PC. You can play it in real life, with these life size action figures. All the excitement of the video game comes to life, crossing rivers, fixing broken wagon, and yes, dying of dysentery take on a whole new meaning

Subsubsubsubtext: we are going to collect some kidneys to sell on the black market.

do I have to be confined to enjoy it?

“thank you for coming out today” -Sen. Larry Craig

Or you just defraud the government, like this NH person did:

I use my parking brake all the time, and I drive an automatic

A couple of years ago, we visited OP Alpha, it is preserved as a museum. Certainly a remembrance of the Cold War’s impact.

Youppi

The dog was in a carrier strapped to a car. He isn’t a total monster.

It flew across the room like a ghost.

At least they landed in with their Parachute intact.

He always runs out of time during his workouts, he never can get to the right leg.

At this point, even Lionel Hutz would turn down an offer from Trump.

Joe Niekro, an American consultant helping Team Australia, was quoted as saying, “I almost always had an emory board on me when I played baseball. It was no big deal, except for THAT one time when someone raised a stink about it.”

Tunnel hungry, demands cars.

it is followed by its companion volume, “Death on the Oregon Trail from A-Z, but mostly D”.

In recognition of this deal, the Bucs will light off celebratory fireworks.

Don’t forget the STASI museum, you can get a good picture of life in the DDR was really like.

Everyone can have shitty week occasionally, but when you start having shitty week after shitty week. You might want to reconsider some of your life choices and how bring upon yourself.