Should read

I couldn’t be farther to the left, and I’m fine with it.

Sorry about the wall o’ text, but this Dahmer-related story deserves to be told.

I’m still hung up on the perceived value of Wanda Sykes.

My friends all call her “Daddy.” She’s such a smart, hot daddy.

>He’s very much anti-DACA.

The American Center is a joke.

If the alleged behavior does not rise to the level necessary to constitute sexual harassment, then a suit falsely predicated on a sexual harassment claim will be dismissed on motions.

There are two methods to get marijuana re- or de-scheduled; legislatively and administratively.

That...

Yes, suits are settled for a variety of reasons, but mostly because the defendant realizes the plaintiff will be able to prove his or her case.

Pretty sure my scumbag governor got the job because he’s a former Navy SEAL.

And here is a riff [Woody Allen] wrote to caption an imagined photo of the Spanish socialite Nati Abascal, who worked with Allen in Bananas:

Polanski’s argument never made any sense to me.

>Scored the highest on what tests? Does he mean the cognitive test?

An entire state was told there were missiles incoming, and they all...acted honorably.

I’m not missing any part.

Dat jaw.

And as Hitchens said of Jerry Falwell, “if you gave him an enema you could bury him in a matchbox.”

Ms. Barber is no longer a member of Alpha Phi.