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Dolly Parton and Keanu Reeves.

Our band is called Lesbian Shitass.

I knew a kid who thought it was called The Mormon Tallywacker Choir.

>one time I saw Garbage

There’s but one group of animals at the local zoo that I’ve noticed conspicuously have a designated pooping corner, located as far as possible from their eating and sleeping areas.

>Outing is something gay people do as a nuclear option when someone is legitimately harming the community.

Did you watch The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret?

>Joy Reid is a homophobe.

Pence, while on a diplomatic trip to South Korea, insisted he be driven up to the DMZ, where he put on a tough-guy leather bomber jacket and personally gave the North Korean guards his very best mean face.

Enough to last you for the rest of your life!

CODE BROWN! CODE BROWN!

>we’ve driven long past the signs for Naziville, Misogyton, Pedoburg and Treasondale.

>In the bible Hebrew slaves under Egyptian rule were the closest thing to chattel slaves...

I tend to refer to Arizona as “Alabama, but with a dry heat.”

>It’s basically the rules for alcohol prohibition

Mistakes were made!

Plenty of regular citizens in 1789 thought creating a hard boundary to constrain the federal government was a compelling guiding principle.

>Why is elected public service the one profession where we don’t value experience and seniority?