Dolly Parton and Keanu Reeves.
Dolly Parton and Keanu Reeves.
Our band is called Lesbian Shitass.
I knew a kid who thought it was called The Mormon Tallywacker Choir.
>one time I saw Garbage
There’s but one group of animals at the local zoo that I’ve noticed conspicuously have a designated pooping corner, located as far as possible from their eating and sleeping areas.
>Outing is something gay people do as a nuclear option when someone is legitimately harming the community.
Did you watch The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret?
>Joy Reid is a homophobe.
Pence, while on a diplomatic trip to South Korea, insisted he be driven up to the DMZ, where he put on a tough-guy leather bomber jacket and personally gave the North Korean guards his very best mean face.
Duck and cover, motherfucker!
Enough to last you for the rest of your life!
CODE BROWN! CODE BROWN!
>we’ve driven long past the signs for Naziville, Misogyton, Pedoburg and Treasondale.
>In the bible Hebrew slaves under Egyptian rule were the closest thing to chattel slaves...
I tend to refer to Arizona as “Alabama, but with a dry heat.”
>It’s basically the rules for alcohol prohibition
Mistakes were made!
Plenty of regular citizens in 1789 thought creating a hard boundary to constrain the federal government was a compelling guiding principle.
>Why is elected public service the one profession where we don’t value experience and seniority?