I love Swearing to God, but my favorite Mr. Show sketch is The Biggest Failure in Broadway History.
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That shirt is pepto dismal.
NBC is trying to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear siphon off some of Fox News’ “nasty old white people” demographic, and they’re using Kelly to gauge how racist and homophobic their audience actually is.
I think nothing has inspired so many spontaneous salutes as when my hawt Canadian friend wore an American flag bikini.
For some time I’ve referred to him as, “the most famous statutory rapist on the NRA’s board of directors, Ted Nugent (Christ, what an asshole).”
Moar okra for us.
Yeah, speaking of mental health issues, that guy’s a fucking crackpot.
Lyon is already charged. His department’s attorneys are trying to use this hearing to get that manslaughter charge dismissed.
PSA: Natural History’s Hall of Dinosaurs is closed until 2019, pending an epic refurbishment. There’s a couple of dino skeletons still on exhibit, but if you’re really into dinos, it’s really not worth a destination visit right now. (I reckon when the HOD finally re-opens they’ll go to ticketed admission too.) Their…
Can you spot the dick in this picture?
In my experience, about half of children do indeed make dick jokes (guess which half?), which they find positively hilarious.
A. The original Star article you linked to explained, in part, his long history of mental illness. With a cursory googling, you’ll find more.
That woman is a stud.
This is in my top ten favorite internet comments of all time.
C’mon, it’s just locker-room talk!
You omitted two counts of “everyone who disagrees with me is a fascist.”
That KC perp is profoundly mentally ill, and was untreated for a very long time.
I can understand why, as minors, the boy’s identities were concealed. I cannot understand why the school administration chooses to conceal how it punished them.
I could only love raccoons more if it turned out they really are inclusive altruists.