>Princess Ratmask

Wore it better.

How about this one?

It’s my understanding that Octopuses and octopodes are both correct; the former being more common and more Anglicized, with the latter being more alluring to the pedantic classicist.

That’s what she said.

He’s not in the Caddy with Thelma & Louise.

I care because apparently, I’m almost clairvoyant!

Know what else is degrading to women?

Know how I know you’re straight?

>And I don’t say twat at all. If I want to say vagina, that’s the word I use.

You’d think a former Gawker property would learn after momma was killed by the Hulkster a rich libertarian closet-case asshole with a grudge, allied with a jury of Floridian halfwits.

If America was honest, this picture would be on the $10 bill.

He’s a perpetrator of securities fraud, she prostitutes herself to advance her career. Both are married people with children, carrying on a long-term affair without the knowledge or permission of their spouses.

On the rare occasions Miss Lindsey does something that isn’t mean-spirited or stupid, idiots fall out of the woodwork to insist, “Lindsey Graham is the party’s voice of reason.”

Sorry, he’ll always be “Joe Geronimo” to me.

Helluva record, too.

The even more traditional Adam response.

...and after shit has gone horribly awry, they will pretend nobody bothered to say anything, and/or there was just no way of knowing that could have possibly happened.

>I sure hope Trump voters are feeling suckered now.

You’d think that since we don’t have a sovereign, our government couldn’t pretend it’s entitled to a sovereign’s immunity.