You hung in for 18+ minutes?

You need to check your privilege and accept some responsibility for the role your racist ancestors played in the extermination of H. floresiensis.

>she was using it was to imply everyone in ‘flyover country’ is an idiot racist

I live squarely in Flyover Country, and I think its perfect.

>It’s literally not possible to offend a white person with a racial epithet.

How? How do you make a career out of dressing like an S&M devilclown, playing bass in a schlock-rock band that incorporates the Nazi SS symbol in its logo (notwithstanding the fact your mother was a Holocaust survivor), and end up notmarried to a b-movie star, and do all this without some self-awareness and the…

After a review of the police investigation, Texas Republicans reject gravity as “just a theory” and place blame on job-killing regulations.

Not taking that bet. Based on his texts he’s barely literate. That apology is made out of actual well-punctuated sentences, with but a single misspelling.

>Bartlett’s Familiar Apologies

Since we’re evidently resorting to argument-by-cliché, “actions speak louder than words.”

>Also, I grow very weary of post like yours...where a person pens as sincere as an apology as they are able for what they did, and then everyone dissects it and calls it all bullshit.

>No. Call the people you know you have hurt, asshole.

Nicole Kidman wasn’t just “married to one.” Tom Cruise is Scientology’s Jesus (being the weird celebrity obsession of Scientology’s ultra-creepy pope David Miscavige).

Sleep well, America — Rick Perry will be in charge of assessing our nuclear arsenal.

Proud to say Ms Monae is a local girl. Grew up just on the other side of the river. Pretty rough part of town, actually, so it’s fair to say she really earned everything she got.

I visited Mr. Plessy’s grave to leave him a cigar. It was said he was more than slightly fond of them.

I’d like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled, “The Whizzo Quality Assortment...”

Nah, the fig digests its wasp pollinator as the fruit ripens.

Hey Ron Johnson, my friend Heather has a question for you.

>she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.