As a Christian, few things infuriate me more than assholes who use the faith to enrich themselves while taking from others. The prosperity gospel is horse manure at best.

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

“It’s a rape fantasy”? God knows sexualizing rape is a depressingly common trope, but I’m having troubling imagining how anyone could confuse the cold, clinical rapes in The Handmaid’s Tale with erotica.

We are not a civilized nation. We should not do this.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.

Honey, I’m so sorry. Millions and millions of us are on your all’s side.

As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because…

Correct. He is not a singer. He is a genius.

Does anyone ever wonder what Eli Gold’s emails would look like?

i’m gonna be that guy...it’s Uhura.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

You know this isn’t wholly relevant to this particular story, right? Your meme about politicians refusing to acknowledge the pervasiveness of gun violence loses its meaning here.

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

nawwww but i do have to say that atwood typing out the words "naughty colonel buttermilk!" is a truly amazing thing to ponder

I love Atwood. Of course Jia did this write-up. Jia is golden and perfect, second only to Atwood.

No worries! That's Brainy Smurf on the left (which you already knew) and The Brain on the right, from the hilarious late 90s cartoon Pinky and The Brain.