I just say in response, I don’t care about your clay-pigeon shooting rifles. That’s not what this conversation is about!

As an aside, I made a comment that we could just offer up a simple grammar screening for responsible gun ownership, referencing the insane, ALL CAPS, misspelled rants of gun nuts in the comments section. And wow, did I hurt the feelings of gun lovers everywhere for their misuse of “your” and “you’re”—apparently they…

That’s not a dog barking! That’s “the plaintive wail of an Akita.”

Hey, I was just called a Communist last night in the comments section of my essay—you certainly nail the delightful nuances of these types. Bravo!

I’d like to add Landmark Forum for small-scale freakery.

That’s what I was thinking! Don’t sully my opinion of the lovely Quebecois, you fuckers.