It was a fascinating story to hear. But then, all the time all I was thinking about was how much I detest Tom Cruise.

That’s because you didn’t lube your weatherstrips properly.

Halfa Romeo. Dur.

3 choices are exactly what you need to play “Fuck, Marry, Kill”.

Mercedes 240D. Because fuck the 21st century.

Tinder dry leaves?

get out.

He said, and I quote from the article, “Try building your cars in the United States instead of shipping them over.” Not “Try building more of your cars...”, But “Try building your cars...”.

Personally, I’d settle for no big ass display in exchange for a wiper stalk, climate dials and window buttons.

REAL enthusiasts would only use a Drift Stick with a PS/2 interface.

I guarantee that there are many more smiles per mile had in VW Eurovans when compared to Galants, thus the price difference.

I know. If Trump really wanted to MAGA he’d ban portrait videos.

My basic understanding of human anatomy tells me that is incorrect.

They should have skipped the apple CarPlay and put it a jitterbug phone holder instead.

someone call guy fieri

And in the eyes of others like me, $10,000 isn’t toilet paper and you come across as an elitist asshole.

Agreed. As God [and Ayrton] intended it.

You know, I know it sounds crazy, but that car would look better with—popup headlights.

New-new 911? Eh, the Boxster’s probably more fun.

They’re also arranged left-to-right in order of “Most pairs of glasses on their person”