This but unironically

Shouldn’t a South African “Diamond Edition” have blood dripping all over it?

Maybe make the seat leather out of the oppressed population of the region, as a special touch?

But why isn’t it Blood Red?

When in flight refueling becomes feasible on the road, we will finally be able to abandon the need for homes altogether. You can spend your days circling the interstate until someone needs to pee. 

Yeah, that’s not how AAA towing works. I don’t recall “flat towing” a car with a strap as being an approved method or towing.

Pretty sure the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust had the generator built in! 

Looks like you made the mistake of assuming the banking system is designed to be employed with intelligent people.

Until you’re stuck in traffic and look over to the left side where there’s a building showing your reflection. Unable to escape the grotesque silhouette, your only option is to sit there and ponder about the choices which led up to the moment when you decided to get inside that ugly thing. No, sadly I’m not talking…

Porsche has a pretty stellar record when it comes to building cars. As early as last year they tied for first place with Lexus for dependability, and this year they were second.

Being a teenager, this set my opinion of the Supra. The Supra was the best of the three Japanese sports cars that weren’t quite as good as the real sports cars like the 911 or ZR-1.

Hmm. Lets say it used to be..?

Take every sports car that does not have a manual transmission and every SUV made by a brands that have no business making one and toss them into the void.

Hot take, I don’t like Ferrari Dinos at all.

Mild take, an F40 motor without the turbos isn’t an F40 motor anymore.

Regular take, this seems nice.

This actually points to a big problem with cars with price points at the far right side of the bell curve.

You left out gut churningly ugly when referring to the Senna.

Good god, it appears that way. WTF is wrong with these engineers?

Wow, lost a valued customer here Toyota. Would rather see this lifted, lengthened, squared off, and cladded in plastic. This is unbelievably impractical garbage!

Meh, I have seen these and the only part that really matters to a driver and not a poser is the instrument pod, the steering wheel and the 3 pedals on the floor with a seat the bolsters you sufficiently. I haven’t been in a 996 that doesn’t check all these off no different than any older 911 model or 997 or even newer…

But ridesharing apps like Uber had just made that useless because just about anyone can get behind the wheel.

A TMIC without a hood scoop just seems wrong.