This reminds me of a cool thing I have tried explaining to people. I graduated high school in 1999. While that is a whole generation ago, something really interesting happened in the couple years preceding that.

If you could please pass Andrew McEachern’s contact information to the Ferrari F1 team, I would be most appreciative.

Aren’t they front-facing to catch the spaghetti sauce, though?

The “stance” thing is really beat to death these days.

I don’t like “stance” when it means 25 degrees of negative camber. I don’t really love slammed cars, either. This car looks properly “stanced” and I don’t mean that in the stancebro way, but in the way that describes how a car sits.

Size rules out the G Body 911, which can still be had at that price. But I’d still look at those and an old Lotus Esprit, not that reliable but if you do the maintenance and you’re not daily driving it, it’s an awesome car. Also, 944 turbo over the 928, Mercedes 2.3 16v - a seriously underrated, fun car. Used Cayman…

You know why.

Why is Florida Man doing a Nazi salute?

ALL the blue flags

And blue flags. Mostly blue flags.

It would drive me crazy to own a car that drew so much attention.

Or he could sell the special Hennessey high-speed tires, which are actually just standard factory tires sent out in a Hennessey box.

I tell you, I know Austin Allegros, and that wasn’t an Austin Allegro. It was like something was wearing the Austin Allegro......

yeah, right! that’s bad mama jama.

Boxster/Cayman is a better platform and we all know it

The standard barbecue grill propane tank ratchet-strapped in the bed is a thing of beauty.

A boat.

Many countries are not that particulate about emissions...

“Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we’ve ever had!”

I’d agree with you, except he didn’t have insurance.

So I think we just have to stick with “he’s a moron”.

If he were to commit insurance fraud, he’d have to: