Good luck, Charlie!

No, I know you were “kidding”. The joke was still creepy as fuck, just like most of your other comments. I seriously hope you find some self-awareness and peace.

There's a reason why one is legal and the other could possibly be a felony, though.

This is not a good story at all. Wrecking someone’s property and then making fun of people who ride the bus. Obviously being a domestic abuser (yeah, that's what you're describing, committing crimes against your ex) is worse than being classist as fuck, but yeah...this is not a good look.

Cheese zombie is my spirit animal. So basically your daughter and her friends are eating bits of my spirit, washed down with chocolate milk.

The kid is in the video. She’s thin. Not that that means she's healthy, of course. But that's their business as a family.

Well that doesn't sound creepy at all

This should have more stars

I definitely agree. In case I wasn’t clear, I mean that people without any mental health problems at all (usually young men) commit suicide impulsively while drunk/high at a rate that would surprise many people, not that substance use/abuse should be criteria for a diagnosis (that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms).

Most people would be shocked if they realized how often men/teen boys with no real history of mental health problems commit suicide impulsively while under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

In the last paragraph, you called Sawyer by his character’s name.

Related: you can type up the occasional thoughtful comment on a post that resonated with you, or....

Lady GaGa! She tweeted something like “yup, eating a salad but dreaming about pizza” with like #alwayshungry or #popstarsnevereat. The internet then had A Very Special Episode about whether or not that constituted promoting eating disorders.

Why shouldn’t he want child support from her? She agreed to raise a baby with him, started the process with him and then tried to back out when the kid was well on his way.

Because without her participation and consent, the child wouldn’t have existed at all. She started the process and then tried to peace out in the middle, leaving her husband and the surrogate and the baby hanging. Imagine if it was an infertile dude who consented to and paid for a sperm donor to get his wife pregnant.

No. No you are not. Not that I blame the mom; she was just trying to give her kid a nice time. But 10 year old me would've been mortified.

I couldn’t understand that, but I can understand the parents just not knowing that this particular invitation came from a kid with special needs. Her diagnosis is private, and her issues are not obvious in the interview (other than her height, which honestly wouldn’t cause me to assume “medical condition” over “tall…

I honestly don't think that's the rule anymore. I don't think it ever was meant to be for all occasions, either.

You’re fine, seriously. Tons of babies dislike being read to. My now-ten-year-old lives to read and is way above her grade level, but before she was 18 months, she wanted nothing to do with that damn Dr Suess. Take your little one to the library story time, where she can chew on of your own books and crawl around and…

I met my doppelgänger at work. In fact, I kind of replaced her, I think. She went on maternity leave like 8 weeks after I started and then decided to be a stay at home mom.