Easy. You remind her of Angelina Jolie, circa 1999-2001.

I have a very seat aunt who takes notes of things I don't have in my kitchen every time she visits. Two years ago she dropped in for coffee and saw that I had no cushions on my kitchen chairs. Bam, cushions for my next Christmas gift. Last year she was at my house for Christmas and took note of my trying to…

Snuggy: you are lonely and sad watching television with no one to cuddle you

my strpmother* literally sat at my kitchen table and taught me how to use makeup last night, as my gift to her. I am not kidding. My husband looked at us funny but she was truly delighted and agreed when I said "No, really, she would've done this when I was 14 if she had known Adderall would help me sit still long…

yeah, that and there's like a few pics of him with a tutu or nail polish, but his hair and most of his clothes are pretty gender-conforming, and he hasn't (that we know of) asked to be called Kendra or something. Whether his parents just don't let him go full-on long-hair, dresses and all or if he's just a typical…

that seems pretty dope, actually. I'm not on speaking terms with my next door neighbor anyway. At least if my neighbor was my ex, I'd know why he avoids me, and not be going "maybe he's just shy" on some days and "oh fuck, he hates me because ______" on others.

I'm glad you're out of that relationship. Hurray for sisters who are willing to speak up!

Not just dangerous, but damn expensive! Who is that free and generous with their weed?

I just want to be the first person to comment (on this article) that young David Letterman is basically Napolean Dynamite. That is all.

Babes is always the answer.

What if your daughter made friends with another little girl on vacation, and that little girl had an older brother that played with both of them? That seems like something that could've happened here?

I don't think it's necessarily a parenting fail for your kid to make and keep a friend in another geographic area. Even a friend of the opposite sex who is four years older. It says he had no idea that she was coming, so the parents could've been monitoring the emails or letters (I am old, had a pen pal at that…

It says they met on vacation. Maybe he has a sister closer to her age that she's really friends with, but she kept in touch with both and developed a crush? Or maybe he was an immature 14 when they met? I can think of lots of situations where it's not weird. I distinctly remember a 12-year-old boy in my…

Maybe a law like "cabs may only cross one state line per passenger" would've saved a little trouble, and "cab drivers must verify that a passenger is 18 before crossing a state line" might've been good, too. But yeah, I agree that this is mostly a failure of common sense.

I haven't been pregnant in years and still have an occasional phantom kick. The first few times, I freaked the fuck out, but now it's just annoying.

The child molesting lottery winner is a cab driver.

Not necessarily, to both questions.

Thank you for saying this.

Not yet. Lottery winners generally end up miserable. And, if there's any possible way for the victim's parents to sue him (I have no idea if there would be) at least it would be worth their while.

the tall (or average size) couple look like Jersey Barbie and Ken, while the smaller couple looks like they live in a Polly Pocket compact.