STOP WATCHING MY FAMILY AND ACCURATELY DESCRIBING US ON THE INTERNET!!!

no. She was cursing about her son.

that's how I imagined someone sitting when I read the headline. I was thinking he somehow caught his junk on the drain- thingy or perhaps that some sort of shower-dwelling rodent got him.

that is incredibly sad, for both of them. Imagine being a parent of an adult and having your kid's sexual attractiveness form that much of your social life. Wouldn't you want the vast majority of your social life to be your own friends, met through your own work/hobbies/partner/etc, especially at that point in your…

yes, two rude people are clearly enough representation for a state bigger and more populous than many countries. I'm sure you don't find my Californian aunt Beatrice to be a bigot when she talks shit about Korea and says, no really, she's met like four Koreans and they all suck, so why is Korea even a place?

when I was a kid we got one grade for dressing out and one for participating. So maybe she was hoping to get a 50 instead of a zero?

She didn't skip class. Skipping class is when you don't show up, which endangers the school's funding, and isn't good for school safety (since kids who skip just one class are often hiding somewhere on campus, which can become a safety issue). She chose not to do an assignment. There's already a perfectly logical…

Eh, Denis Leary has a sex-ay voice. It's not completely weird.

Why do so many commenters not know what a DO is and insist it's not a real thing? Are they just getting "osteopathy" confused with "homeopathy" or what? Osteopathy is real medicine. MDs and DOs have very similar educations and are often trained in the same internship programs. The philosophical differences between…

I thought Axl Rose was dead, or perhaps was never real at all. I'm never quite sure that he wasn't just something my parents made up to explain why we weren't allowed to watch MTV and/or to use as a cautionary tale.

Right. You think the employees are mistreated, so you'll put those employees in a position where they're afraid they're likely to get into trouble no matter what they do. The person who looks at the ads is thinking "shit. If this customer bitches at me and causes a scene, I'm in trouble, and if this turns out to be…

if you look at Drew's way, "asshole" is a huge compliment. Butts wouldn't be able to save you from toxic diarrhea buildup if not for assholes. Assholes are life-saving heroes, man.

Trailer. It was the grandma's trailer. And everyone, including the teenager's boyfriend, addressed this woman as "Mee-Maw". It was a really sad episode, and the baby (of the teenager) turned out to have some rare genetic condition as well.

shit, I think I'd shoot myself if I had already gotten two kids into adulthood, one into tween-dom and found out I was starting all over again. Just...hell no.

Yes, this. On myself or a loved one, popping a pimple or squeezing a blackhead is fucking fascinating. I thought I might like these videos when they started popping up, but nope! I think I kind of understand people who genuinely love sex with their spouse but hate even the idea of sex without love/marriage (and…

Yeah. This mom is a master manipulator. Now she's found a way to make this whole sex-offender-reunion thing into something she's doing for Pumpkin...which means Pumpkin will get to carry weird conflicted feelings/undeserved guilt about this later on. And she even found a way to drag Jessica's name in and remind us…

also, the article pretty clearly clarifies #notallmen. See the headline: sketchy men. You are the one painting all men this way, not us.

other things that are never discussed when articles like this pop up: gluten sensitivity, summer hats, pancreatic cancer and terrorism. Know why? Because they're not what the motherfucking article is about. It bears repeating: if you want to talk about drunk men who are victimized, write an article about it or…

Honestly? I think a hypothetical drunk man would still be at greater risk of sexual assault from dudes. And non sexual assault. Statistics bear that out, very few women are accused, let alone convicted of sexually assaulting, or non-sexually assaulting, grown men. Even accounting for under reporting, you still end…

the magazine is still really good, but it doesn't have the paper dolls or the little mini-magazine for your doll to read anymore :(