Shonda please heed this petition to fire Jesse Williams from Grey’s Anatomy and hire him into my bedroom kthx.

This is not about politics. This is about equal consequences for racist behavior. If this was an Asian, Mexican, Caucasian or whoever saying the same exact words as Jesse Williams did, I would be against it and petitioned them to be fired if they did not suffer the same consequences as others have suffered for their…

I really want him to become a BLM leader in-show. And face a racist white villain named Aaron Smith.

My read is slightly different (and probably unfair) and is based on her character in Juno and her Capital One commercials: it’s like I can literally see how she might run her family or lecture Ben or just be a bit clipped and mom judge-y. This is probably 100% not the case, but she does carry that smug, “we have rules…

All I can see are nipples

The best part of that interview is when she said “Bless his heart” about his phoenix tattoo.

My first thought was sun damage!! I was concerned

Zero point. If she really felt beads were a necessity she could have bought some from street or market traders, thereby supporting local home industry generally done by women in need.

But did the woman ask them if they knew when Christmastime was at all? Because that’s the important question.

I have no problem with people—white or otherwise—doing work like this. What I do hate (and something I saw a lot when I lived in Cape Town for 5 months) is when people take pictures with children and then post them on the internet. I only shared images of kids whose names I knew and who I actually developed…

The croc thing confuses me as I have seen gator on many an American menu. They aren’t really the same, but let’s be honest - they are totally the same. Fucking death monsters. I’d eat them all if I could. Nom.*

This seems like a lot of eyeliner for summer in Malawi.

I don’t get where she says she isn’t in Kansas anymore. There’s a restaurant in Liberal, Kansas that serves alligator. I’ve found it to taste like chicken, only it’s a lot chewier.

I never did before, but I hate Debra Messing now. Why couldn’t she visit poor whites in Tennesee? They have sex workers there too. They probably have their own condom dance as well!

This reminds me that I’m still pissed about Linds playing Liz Taylor.

But totally

30 is an awesome age. Old enough to stop giving as many fucks, young enough to still have plenty of fucks left.

I am always surprised when I’m reminded she’s younger than me. I think of her as an older drunk aunt who’s always talking about quitting smoking and telling you bawdy jokes that make her laugh to herself and then her laughs turn into hacking coughs.

Am I deluding myself into thinking 30 is NBD? Everyone makes a big deal of it but I don’t see it. I’ve got 6 months to go. I like almost 30 me. I’m happier, healthier, and more at peace with my life than I have ever been before. Also I’m excited for my uterus to be so dusty and full of cobwebs that people stop asking…

You know that Lindsay Lohan is doing OK because she returned to having red hair. It’s the barometer of ginger well being.