How are we not yet talking about the hilarious photoshop nosejob Cruise got on the poster? It’s so blatant with him standing there at the same angle... yipes. Did he oversee the marketing campaign and poster designs, too?

One of the worst thigns about it all is, the rest of the franchise pieces seem to pin the monster as the lead (Johnny Depp as the Invisible Man; Angelina Jolie as Bride of Frankenstein) so they should have done The Mummy and let the freaking Mummy be the freaking star.

oooh ooh Can I be Atlee Olivier???

I gave you a star for your intent, but “cackling” isn’t a very kind or supportive way of referring to any woman.

Because I don’t want to fully engage with this depressing concept, that photo is fascinating. What is the temperature in that room?? Either Emmy is freezing or Issa is sweltering.

I’m curious abotu that too. Is that public information anywhere?

“Like the president, I’m not concerned about sea level rise,” he said. “I’m on the water daily, and I just don’t see it.”

I really think if you stripped away the make-up and the hair dye, she’d be ... average. I’m not saying you have to consider her before the very obvious plastic surgery. As her face is now, without the expensive make-up and expensive hair, she’s average, and even a little on the weird side, because of the plastic…

ME! That was me!!! I said that!!! You will never be able to unsee it!!!!!!!

OoooooooooOOOOOoooooo that makes SO much sense. Yeah, Jennifer Carpenter was the weakest link on that show and it never ever made sense to me why she was still on it.

That sound track WAS The soundtrack to my life for at least a year after I got it.

Question about that photo: What’s with that hip? Is she wearing like, padded pants? There’s no way in hell that is her actual hip. She was a bean pole. Man, old photos are weeeeeeird about women’s bodies.

Now, where is the diagram of all this in UsWeekly or wherever?? thats the tabloid journalism America need right now!

THANK YOU. I feel really shitty for thinking this every time I see her, but really, she looks like a lizard person. Like Voldemort. She looks like Voldemort. There, I’ve said it. I’m a terrible feminist, but I’ve thought that since the election started, she has turned her face into a lizard-human hybrid face.

Those veneers DRIVE ME CRAZY. Her tongue no longer fits in her mouth. Or, they are loose still? She constantly sounds like she is holding her teeth in with her lips and can’t quite move them enough to enunciate.

That’s because she’s an angel who took human form to help us improve our world.

came to the comments just for this. was not disappointed. You are my people.

This is SO often the case. See: Radio DJs.

I have a very, very strong startle response. Like, even if I know my husband is in the kitchen, if we come around the corner at the same time, I scream. It’s weird, but I’ve just started embracing it becasue I can’t change it. It does suck in the movies, because it’s more intense and I feel this horrible rush and then…

YES up-vote on the sound is scarier than sight. I can watch much more than I thought, if I block my ears.