you are legit my newest hero. Also curious, when I said I don’t live in earthquake country, i meant I live in New England. Which is actually prone to occasional earthquakes and is overdue for a big one. Is that where you are too? If so, will you adopt me?

Curious, I’ve thought about building my own emergency pack. We’re not in an earthquake zone, but ... well.. you never know. What’s in yours? How often do you refresh things like bottled water?

well, they’re fucking contortionists, sitting that way. no normal human sits that way. they designed this photo to go “mega-vi” (WTF IS THAT ABBREV REALLY NECESSARY WE ARE DOOMED.)

he’s the tiniest of lights at the end of the longest of tunnels that is 2016.

ah, yes, the “I got mine” system of government. Thanks, babyboomers. Yah fuckin jerks.

I expect that will be easier after what I’m hearing the GOP{ will be trying to do to Medicare this time around. Giving the Dems an actual hill worth fighting on will be great.

Some of the autopsy reporting after this election has been very illuminating. The people saying things effectively like “I thought he would get rid of Medicaid for OTHER people, not for me.” motherfucking morons. 

It’s been kind of impossible to beat the “guns, God and fetuses” messaging the GOP has brainwashed the middle of hte country with.

Once fully healed, Jim reveals that he recently learned the [Autodoc]’s hidden setting: hibernation mode. Unfortunately, only one of them can be in there at a time

omg i just threw up in my mouth a little. FUCK. THEM.

Nothing to do with, oh, threats of voter supression, or the constant drumbeat of corruption allegations that have been proven false but maintained by fake news postings by fucking teenagers in the Balkans? Nope, just Hillary’s fault. Got it. Thanks so much for illuminating.

Have you tried.... talking to her about this?

Thanks, Tyler Durden. Real original thought.

but Pence-as-disappointing-fries, that I can see. Disappointing fries are the WORST. They are the side dish you hope that no matter what the main course is like, you at least could turn to the fries but that just makes it worse when it turns out the fries want to electrocute all your gay friends and put a permanent…

That last line is really the <insert image of italian chef kissing his finger tips and blowing that kiss at you>

These two sentences answer your “why”:

I mean, Graham has American celebrities on all the time, so it’s not like they aren’t ‘used to it’ but I think you are right that Corden just doesn’t have the “I don’t care what you think and that makes you like me” coolness of Graham. People who like Corden like him because he cares SO MUCH about what people think. I…

Well, sure “kids” but not Suri Cruise Tabloid Staple. Her every outfit was catelogued by the magazines! If she went missing, they’d notice. I think, anyway. 

I went to the same college as Anne Hathaway. This one night at the very very end of of my freshman/her junior(?) year, my fiends and I get invited to a super-cool “off-campus seniors apartment” party. We get pretty drunk, and when the dancing area got too crowded, we stood on a coffee table to dance together. Anne and…

I get really, really, REEALLY Annoyed with people trying to project things onto the Trump women. We did it with Melania, and with Ivanka, too, already. “Oh, she must be secretly opposed to him.” “She doesn’t really agree with him.” “Bet she didn’t even vote for him!” “Just in it for the inheritance.” “She’ll moderate…