there is not really any need for you to continue expressing that opinion then, is there? you can have opinions that are things you think instead of say, you know. like, when you don’t think you’re going to have a productive conversation. just, think the thing, and then move on with your own life.

oh god i loved him in that. when he said “I understand my effect on women,” it was like, no honey i don’t think you do.

I get why people liked him then, but he has just gotten so much more delicious with age. He’s filled out a little and it’s very, very nice.

but has that one been made into a movie with real-dude viggo mortensen to provide the ultimate cliff’s note?

The 12 Angry Men skit was worth it.

Oh, I thought we were supposed to hate them all. we aren’t? they are all terrible people. i thought that was the joke. they are all terrible people the way all the characters in seinfeld are terrible people. it doesn’t need a punchline, it is the joke. like, its the water around them, being terrible. it’s the accepted…

That second one... I don’t quite... get it. You can think twin set. but you can’t wear a twin set. Like, it’s ok to be a white bread suburban mom, but don’t dress like one? Or, am I missing someting else?

I know this is not a new complaint, but, I just... I need to express my shock and confusion about how the Kardashians have a “midseason finale”

Holy fricking Christmas cake, of course it is. She’s my spirit animal. I log in as AlisonHendryx at home but I don’t know where the password is for that account. So I made a new one for work. Sh. Don’t tell anyone.

I got kicked out of a bar once becuase I tried to take a nap on a pool table. :D

Dear men, When you try to be all, “We’re not all terrible sexists, rapists or gropey grabbers,” we all remember that guy who stood by and did nothing while his friend was a terrible sexist, rapist or gropey grabber. Not being bad =/= being good.
Exposing, shaming and shunning the bad guys - that is the right thing.

I really wish the family/NBC had shown a photo of her from the time.

It only took, like two hours, anyway. It was a tweet, of course.

In the grand scheme of the problems of this whole conversation (we don’t know the inner workings of their marriage, for one, so who are we to judge her for staying as long as she did; how dare that columnist criticize her this way, for two) I get really REALLY annoyed at rich people talking about “the nice lady we…

^ THIS.

You deserve WAY more stars.

But, like, he’s not put on the spot. He knew this opportunity was coming. He must know he doesn’t do well without planning his words. And yet, we still get .... this. It’s disappointing, at this point.

ok yes probably once or twice

That is the plot of the original Strega Nona. There were then like, five or six more Strega Nona books and a handful of Big Anthony books.

BIG ANTHONY!! What have you done!