I get the sanctimommy a lot my daughters school is full of wasps who all want their daughters to be stepford wives and the fact that I don’t want that makes me the enemy.

These people are women who define themselves not as human beings, but as accessories to other, more important human beings. “I’m a wife and mother”, they bleat. So am I! I’m also a chemical engineer, a skiier, a cook, and a published author. But these people are fundamentally sad.

To them, wine “doesn’t count” in the same way that prescriptions for multiple benzos don’t either. “My doctor gave them to me— It’s not like I have a needle in my arm!”

She has a job— her blog— which she is #blessed to have. You act like being an inspiration to others isn’t work!!

My question exactly - like, in my entire life, i don’t think I’ve ever known or even met someone who would say this:

Who the fuck ARE these people?!

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

I find the most selfish I often meet are the ones with kids, because all they seem to care about is their kids and hubby and general family unit. Most of the childfree and single people I know are the ones who are super involved with their communities and more supportive and active with their friends. Like I get it,…

Both of my parents were in the military and we watched/read a lot of military history in my house. For some people that means specific interest in weapons and stuff like which unit fought where. For my parents and I, that meant talking about the strategies of guerrilla warfare and intelligence agencies, especially in…

Him?

“those grapes were probably sour, I didn’t want them anyway”

Translation: He’s had lots of STDs.

If I were a youth with fewer family commitments, I would be joining this force and taking it down from the inside via leaks, demoralization, and sabotage.

Meanwhile, women fucking suck.

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

Uhh, I live in SoCal and as a non-White millennial I have nothing good to say about hipsters or White millennials.

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

Shawna Craig, the fifth wife of actor Lorenzo Lamas

Wow. I’d read a few of the thinkpieces about this before actually watching the ad and even after being well prepared it was still much worse than I expected!