I get the sanctimommy a lot my daughters school is full of wasps who all want their daughters to be stepford wives and the fact that I don’t want that makes me the enemy.

These people are women who define themselves not as human beings, but as accessories to other, more important human beings. “I’m a wife and mother”, they bleat. So am I! I’m also a chemical engineer, a skiier, a cook, and a published author. But these people are fundamentally sad.

To them, wine “doesn’t count” in the same way that prescriptions for multiple benzos don’t either. “My doctor gave them to me— It’s not like I have a needle in my arm!”

She has a job— her blog— which she is #blessed to have. You act like being an inspiration to others isn’t work!!

My question exactly - like, in my entire life, i don’t think I’ve ever known or even met someone who would say this:

Who the fuck ARE these people?!

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

I find the most selfish I often meet are the ones with kids, because all they seem to care about is their kids and hubby and general family unit. Most of the childfree and single people I know are the ones who are super involved with their communities and more supportive and active with their friends. Like I get it,…

Even that is a little too ripped for me - put just a couple percent of body fat on top of Fight Club Brad Pitt (i.e. I don’t need him to look like he’s been chiseled out of marble - geez), and I’d be in heaven.

“The last two people I dated could easily carry me and I could carry them.”
Wheee, piggyback rides! How many dates do you wait to give them the test? 

Both of my parents were in the military and we watched/read a lot of military history in my house. For some people that means specific interest in weapons and stuff like which unit fought where. For my parents and I, that meant talking about the strategies of guerrilla warfare and intelligence agencies, especially in…

Him?

“those grapes were probably sour, I didn’t want them anyway”

Translation: He’s had lots of STDs.

If I were a youth with fewer family commitments, I would be joining this force and taking it down from the inside via leaks, demoralization, and sabotage.

Meanwhile, women fucking suck.

Lol, he also makes sure all rooms in his home have adequate space to roll unobstructed in case anyone catches fire.

a woman who you can easily carry would mostly likely have great difficulty supporting you at all if you suffered an injury. That prerequisite is ridiculous.