Whenever mom-bots and dad-bots act completely bewildered about where their children picked up gender roles I want to smash them in the face with a god damned two by four. I’m not even kidding.

Convincing people that they won’t die if they touch bleach is literally 50% of how I contribute to society.

I’ll tell you one thing. I haven’t laughed this much at my screen since Jezebel was updating me on the adventures of Freelee.  

Just because your race is a social construct doesn’t mean it’s not real, or that there isn’t such a thing as a true statement about your race. Lot’s of things are social constructs: class, nationality, gender. But you can still lie about your class, nationality or gender. The issue isn’t weather or not some people…

Wait. Why did you grow up reading manuals like this. (Your childhood sounds awesome btw.)

I just said that I would starve before becoming a Nazi. But this is the thing to do. For anyone interested: https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/2012-featured-story-archive/simple-sabotage.html 

Also, immigrants, including illegal immigrants, are more likely to purchase real estate and cars with cash. This is for many reasons, some of them practical and others cultural, i.e. bad experiences with banks in their home countries. But this fact went a long way to mitigating the disaster that was the financial…

So, apparently, this is not a first infraction. Personally, I find her likable. (Maybe she’s just too smart for this gig?) And I certainly don’t think any man would be fired for similar infractions. But I’m sure this is playing into ABC’s decision.

“Agrees to allow company to host spare room for anyone to book”

I think the thing I wasn’t prepared for was how bored she looks “working.” And then she really is like, “Fuck my crew, who is probably super stressed out because our Assistant Director scheduled us here, with a protest as backdrop.” I think we’re supposed to get the idea that she’s throwing off the trappings of the…

I was an anti-smoking activist in my past life and even I have to admit that’s a pretty ad.

I noticed that. “Conversation” is such a conservative/nut job word in this context. It’s like “debate” or “controversy.”

Lol. I appreciated your breakdown. “her weirdly invested friends cheer their approval because the Attractive People are totally gonna bone later.” Wouldn’t it be amazing if in real life people cheered everytime they knew people were going to bone later?

“Enjoli” I think they forgot how to spell cocaine.

Or how about the airbnb superbowl commercial? It’ especially sickening because airbnb contributes to gentrification, allows amateur hoteliers to avoid paying taxes and refuses to take responsibility for the fact that Black people cannot fucking find lodging on airbnb.

It varies town to town, state to state. Honestly, most of the police at protests I’ve been to, including Brown lives protests, were just there guiding traffic. Neither benevolent nor oppressive. But the point still stands: Sharing a soda pop with a cop doesn’t correspond to anything protesters want right now,…

Ok. But that’s actually a great ad.

But how funny would it be if it turned out this guy had been using his stupid card gimmick on girls for like, 15 years?

Lol. I JUST posted about this. For years I thought that the guy in the hospital was her husband, not her brother, and that she just hadn’t gotten to the point where she could say, “Ok. My husband is going to live out his life in a mental hospital. It’s time for me to allow myself to move on and have a real…

I love it for the same reason I love Once Upon a Time. Everyone in it just seems so happy to be there and be getting paid. I guess that’s the attraction of that kind of big assemble movie? You put in a few days filming and you still get paid. And everyone remembers you looking good in it because you were only in a few…