Whenever mom-bots and dad-bots act completely bewildered about where their children picked up gender roles I want to smash them in the face with a god damned two by four. I’m not even kidding.

Convincing people that they won’t die if they touch bleach is literally 50% of how I contribute to society.

I’ll tell you one thing. I haven’t laughed this much at my screen since Jezebel was updating me on the adventures of Freelee.  

Just because your race is a social construct doesn’t mean it’s not real, or that there isn’t such a thing as a true statement about your race. Lot’s of things are social constructs: class, nationality, gender. But you can still lie about your class, nationality or gender. The issue isn’t weather or not some people…

I only date people with BMIs over 30, because one time I took my hot girlfriend on a camping trip, she caught fire roasting a marshmallow (I told her not to Blacken them!) and she wasn’t spherical enough to stop drop and roll. RIP Casey.

Wait. Why did you grow up reading manuals like this. (Your childhood sounds awesome btw.)

I just said that I would starve before becoming a Nazi. But this is the thing to do. For anyone interested: https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/2012-featured-story-archive/simple-sabotage.html 

Also, immigrants, including illegal immigrants, are more likely to purchase real estate and cars with cash. This is for many reasons, some of them practical and others cultural, i.e. bad experiences with banks in their home countries. But this fact went a long way to mitigating the disaster that was the financial…

Did you see The Visit? Because it was fantastic. And I’m NOT a fan of the found footage genre. A simple, low budget but very very smart film.

So, apparently, this is not a first infraction. Personally, I find her likable. (Maybe she’s just too smart for this gig?) And I certainly don’t think any man would be fired for similar infractions. But I’m sure this is playing into ABC’s decision.

“Agrees to allow company to host spare room for anyone to book”

Counterpoint:

This is exactly the way I feel. Who knew it. (I guess we should have known it.) Chuck Tingle is a god damned hero.

I think the thing I wasn’t prepared for was how bored she looks “working.” And then she really is like, “Fuck my crew, who is probably super stressed out because our Assistant Director scheduled us here, with a protest as backdrop.” I think we’re supposed to get the idea that she’s throwing off the trappings of the…

I was an anti-smoking activist in my past life and even I have to admit that’s a pretty ad.

I noticed that. “Conversation” is such a conservative/nut job word in this context. It’s like “debate” or “controversy.”

Lol. I appreciated your breakdown. “her weirdly invested friends cheer their approval because the Attractive People are totally gonna bone later.” Wouldn’t it be amazing if in real life people cheered everytime they knew people were going to bone later?

“Enjoli” I think they forgot how to spell cocaine.

Or how about the airbnb superbowl commercial? It’ especially sickening because airbnb contributes to gentrification, allows amateur hoteliers to avoid paying taxes and refuses to take responsibility for the fact that Black people cannot fucking find lodging on airbnb.

It varies town to town, state to state. Honestly, most of the police at protests I’ve been to, including Brown lives protests, were just there guiding traffic. Neither benevolent nor oppressive. But the point still stands: Sharing a soda pop with a cop doesn’t correspond to anything protesters want right now,…