Soooo... is Joe Flacco’s backup elite?

I feel like this headline is attempting to discourage behind the back passes and I don’t like its tone.

Samir. Samir Nahh-gon-work-here-anymore.

But who the hell goes to rehab for fucking steroids?

I should have made that timeline more clear. Bradley was shot in the face after the Boston shooting. There’s a timeline in this post that should hopefully clear that up.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

Possibly also executing better on offense, defense and special teams and really focus on not making stupid mistakes.  

They give people iv vitamin infusions. So by definition, they overcharge for everything

Shoulda named themselves The Fluid Exhange. Because it implies that the business exchange will go smoothly and they’ll make semen come out your weiner. They really blew it, coulda gotten loads more of business coming their way

This petty cattiness is more worthy of Carrie Bradshaw.

Cheering for a team with lebron on it isn’t spiritually correct. How can you support a guy who rips off Plinko and pretends to be a television producer?

Berman (to himself): Nobody circles the menu items like this Buffalo Wild Wings patron.

Not sure what you mean

And most of his hair follicles

It’s good to take a look back back back back back back

Nah this one isn’t funny

The employee says he shocked the manager by responding, “You know that I’m African-American?”

But do you know how it’s spelled?

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?