Of course you wouldn’t, Stan.

This isn’t the first time Jon Gruden has been linked to a horror show franchise.

Totally agree about him being good on TV.

The decorations are awesome. I’ve put on theme parties for my kids, and let me tell you that this is harder to Exeggcute than it looks.

What does this say about all those coaches who took the information and looked the other way. I guess it’s not cheating until you get caught.

The coverup is always worse than the crime.

He should be charged with stupidity.

This is some goddamn greatness right here.

Certainly losing a negotiation battle with Joey Bosa’s mom has go to be the low point of the year

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

Yes, but San Diegan’s won’t care. They won; he lost. Hopefully this will grow a spine in other cities with professional sports teams.

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

The best one is Dixie State University...

Kennedy claims he shot Jones because he wasn’t doing his share to help row the boat.

WMU coach Steve Hawkins went on to say he was disappointed to be losing a player who was clearly one of his best shooters.

It’s a disgrace after all he’s been through how the rest of the Weasleys refuse to communicate with him.

No snark, no smarm. All the best to him.