Is it because Tyrod Taylor hasn’t drunkenly body-slammed any tables this year?

Nachos...in the microwave...?!?

Let her film career fail first.

If I earned three million dollars for a 48-second performance with a woman, I’d have a half a million bucks.

I don’t know man, he’s 2-0 vs women in his career.

She was never that good of an MMA fighter. She had 1 big skill and no real coaching. As the level of athletes increased and people’s skill levels went up, she just stayed the same.

Stephanie McMahon already putting her on speed dial.

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

The resemblance is uncanny in more ways than one.

“For this clown, there was no hope of pardon from Mayor McCheese”

What a POS this guy is...

Wow, this is even more disturbing than most footage of McDonald’s pursuit of mothers and children.

I think you’ve had enough Randy.

At least his mom was keeping an eye on him.

Everyone wants to be part of a club.

He really wanted a driver.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Harbaugh is just a growing boy who enjoys the simple things in life like milk and oranges. Cut the man some slacks.