Ahh, that would be too simple. You have the regular four door 3-series sedan. Then you have the two door 4-series coupe.

I had no idea who Steve Somers is before this, and I’m captivated.

Unfortunately, they’ve chosen to learn from throwing a Nissan and a Lexus in a blender. Yuck.

More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

Any conversation about celebrity fitness vs average person fitness should include this (Sorry it’s so fucking huge. Kinja gonna Kinja) :

This is art. Pure and simple. This is a performance with superlative meaning, designed to convey message without expressing it, and which demanded skill and dedication on the part of everyone involved, in the process defying, challenging, shattering assumptions and expectations. These, to me, are the hallmarks of what…

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

I may not be the brightest bulb, but that seems pretty stupid. 

My Volt shark at Trunk or treat at church. 

Carrot Top already is Aggro Carrot Top.

That other guy’s Britt McHenry costume is on point though

Happiest little vampire. The fangs are glow wire glued to white cardboard.  Then on Halloween I park it at an angle facing the street and wired up a simple flasher to flash the headlights.  With or without the fangs kids love that little car.

This is required, obviously.

Nuh-uh

“Holy shit that’s an option?”

Flea became Ed Harris so gradually I didn't even notice.

Not mandatory but don’t expect to climb any corporate ladders if you don’t. Which is fine if you’re just in it for a paycheck for sure.

Questionable decisions by someone living in Arizona are not exactly a rare thing.

I had to enlarge the video to make sure we weren’t intruding on a private moment from the uploader. 

Doug, stop reading email and start reading Instagram if you want to drive hypercars