I really don’t like the feeling of the old plastic-based macrame yarn. It just makes every piece of dry skin like BLEEUUURGH. I think it would be fun to try some with a more cotton based fabric but then if i water plants like a doofus they’ll just rot. I CANT WIN

Tomatoes.... INSIDE??? what?! I want to try. I don’t get great direct sunlight though. SO ILL PROBABLY JUST SLOWLY KILL THEMMMMM

I WENT OUT BEFORE I READ THIS ARTICLE JUST YESTERDAY. Dropped $40. BUT I GOT SOME PRETTY NEW BUDDIES! I’m also trying to save a succulent that just died, i think I’m going to try to get roots to grow on some leaf clippings. We will see if this works, I’m worried I’m getting conflicting information.

Share with me your secret? Is it a Haas Avo or the Other Kind? I tried, where you start the pit in water but it just got extra slimy.

CONTROVERSIAL TAEK: TED DANSON IS STILL HOT.

I said something similar, if Sandy Hook couldn’t get us as a country to pass some fucking gun laws, 60+ people already killed in Harvey and nearing $200BILLION of damage sure as shit won’t get these willfully ignorant people to understand facts. And Irma hasn’t even touched yet.

nothing beats fall. INCORRECT TAKE. SORRY. (PS FALL IN ANN ARBOR?! Fat squirrels, crisp leaves, seeing my football team get crushed can’t even get me down).

I went to New Orleans with my family, and just being friendly midwesterners, we talk to everyone, and obviously Katrina would come up as folks said how the storm and its aftermath changed neighborhoods and people told us TERRIBLE things that happened to them. We also visited the Katrina museum, which had parts of an…

I look at it as if I’m prepared, I’m one less person that needs rescuing immediately. I think something smart is to have a water filter in your car (you can get cheap Life Straws). Our community has points of contact for folks to meet (we are in earthquake country) and supplies stashed.I also think paper and/spray…

I noticed in Ballard where I lived that people would like get LEGITIMATELY DEJECTED, leaving bars all sad when they would lose. Not to be a jerk, but I don’t even think they were old fans, just new Seattlites who finally found a winning team. I never understood them. I grew up a sad Lions fan and I mean, I have every…

Let’s talk about the 12 or that tribal art seahawk sticker. Usually on a minivan. Sometimes paired with a GUN FAMILY STICKER. You know what I’m talking about. AK-47 Dad and his lil handgun kids. YIKES.

Classic Pee Pee Blonde. I bleached the living shit out of my hair, let me tell you, maintaining it on a PLEBE budget was tough but I somehow managed. Probably because i had to sell my collection of Hermes. My fave part though is all the luxury brands she tagged were like EW NO WE DID NOT GIVE HER THAT.

The last question “I mean, I hate them so I’d make them a bag of my own vomit, but you still like them for some reason so you should go to Jo Ann’s and get a cute little piece of wood and some paint for $10 and draw a heart on it or some shit.” It has to be parody, but they aren’t really grasping the right sarcasm…

Cersei is a Masshole AND A VALLEY GIRL????

GENNNDRYYYYYYYY ONE MORE BLISSED OUT REUNION! I cried when Hot Pie showed up last week, man. I AM STOKED ON THIS IDEA THAT GENDRY WILL BE ARYAS PODRICK. ALSO tbh I love Pod and Brienne.

Also IDGAFFFFFFFFF that we are BODY SHAMING our Dear President. NOT A SINGLE FUCK. He’s a slob. That ass goes on for decades.

YOU DIRTY BASTARD. I love it.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEW. I am thankful you chose not to post Tennis Playing Trump...

UGH an eye-roll so far back you caught a view of your brain....

I have used it on my hair ends, when I bleached the SHIT out of it, and it lent it’s protein to help heal a little bit. Plus my hair smelled SO GOOD.