Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)

Is there a possibility that somebody used the gravity well from Event Horizon to transport our whole planet to a hell dimension?

we’re likely less than a week away from: “duvets, amirite?”

You underestimate the strength of her shilling game. Which isn’t to say that she wouldn’t have fired any stylist who handed that thing to her five years ago.

I just complained to Gap about having to shorten their “short” length pants, and I’m 5'4" and usually wear heels. They actually said they design them that way intentionally so I can customize them to my preference. THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF SELLING SHORT LENGTH PANTS?? My “preference” is to not have to alter…

I betcha they end up at House on the Rock, because that place could always be more terrifying.

I mean, call us back when you actually have kids and are forced to make these decisions in real life instead of judging millions of parents from your comfy spot on the sidelines.

I’m loving the Venus of Willendorf vibes.

So what happens if you wear the ring with a pair of sweatpants? Do the conflicting maintenance-level-indicators create a rip in the time-space continuum, negating the need for steady employment?

I saw pictures of the statue(s, I guess), and forgive me if I’m being overly PC, but it’s kinda tired and old to see that if you want to make fun of a man, go for the penis. Say they have (or picture them with) a small penis. HURR DURR BABY DICK. Like, can’t we do better? The statue I saw had relative normal-sized…

I think porn itself isn’t the problem, but that the overwhelming majority of straight porn caters to men, and a particular pov of how straight sex should be.

Whether porn is systematically destroying the moral fabric of America is a conversation for a different day . . .

My 3 month old son was in TEARS yesterday when he realized only women can be president and that Hillary Clinton hates him. I’m 95% sure that’s why he was upset. Of course I drank his tears to regenerate my power.

If it’s sexist to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman, is it also demonist to vote for Trump because he’s literally Satan’s bunghole?

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