Trust me, we are all very very aware that there are selfish people in the world.

Probably dinner, then breakfast, then lunch, then call again.

That's fair, which is why I rarely ever post them. But when people lose their shit and try to tell me what stories I should or shouldn't run, that's when every obstinate cell in my body (all of them) want to run more just as a fuck you.

I am no one's hero.

If this is the kind of trolling you learned in school, you should ask for your money back, sparky. That's some weak sauce trolling, Mustang boy.

What you're calling "a government cellphone" most likely refers to phones subsidized by phone companies. The Lifeline program began with the Telecom Act of 1934 as a subsidy to local service, paid for by the high costs of long distance service. After the breakup of AT&T in 1984 (under Ronald Reagan), the costs were…

The real question in this story is how come somebody who claims to own a Mustang has to deliver pizzas for a living?

What kind of irresponsible life choices does this Mustang owner make that he has to
resort to being a pizza delivery boy?

P.S. If my pizza delivery boy showed up in a Mustang, I wouldn't tip him either.

Def was not a vet. Too much of a douche bag.

You would need 50 million more bunny pics.

a. very glad you're defending yourself, because you did nothing wrong

Based on the number of commenters who are ABSOLUTELY APPALLED that any server would mess with a person's food for ANY reason, that is ASSAULT and it is NEVER JUSTIFIED and LOTS OF OTHER WORDS IN CAPITAL LETTERS and other HORSESHIT, I'm going to assume a lot of people think no one would ever do this. Lol. OK.

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WOULD BE PRETTIER LIKE THIS

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, OR THIS, OR THIS? ARE YOU HAPPY, DO YOU APPROVE, CAN I GO AND BUY MY FUCKIN ODWALLA IN PEACE NOW YOU DICK

WAIT IT'S THAT ONE.

I handled her many moons ago. She doesn't talk to me on account of I beat her ass with a purse.

Shallamar will NEVER be at anything I throw. EVER. Remind me or Nicole (the girl throwing the shower) to tell you about the time I chased her down and beat her with my purse.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

They're likely the same people who think telling women in public they're "prettier when they smile" is an act of civil nobility.