1. Mark, you are the best.

To be fair, not sure that really counts as pizza.

I know ediorial staff has nothing to do with ad placement/products but I find this hilarious

Actually it's a reference to Lil Boosie, a rapper who faced the death penalty for murder but was found not guilty. He was incarcerated for drug charges but was freed when his lawyers argued he was set up and won.

Chicken/Filet O'Fish tower sandwich is a rookie mistake.

Yeh the 100 retweets got me too. You mean I have to wait? Whatever happened to just hopping the counter, stealing all the McNuggets and then telling it as a great drunk story later on that week?

YOUTHS.

We are all Kvshton

I'm a teacher, and I second your assessment. (I fight the creeping I-Pad obsession at every meeting. You can have my paper textbooks and novels when you pry them from my... you know the rest.) As someone said upthread, the idea that we are just supposed to sit quietly in the dark has always irked the crap out of me.…

My god, I love Norman Reedus. He was so ridiculously beautiful in Boondock Saints.

Really? I do? Hmm... That's funny. Because I actually spend 99.9% of my time arranging for treatment for injured workers, fighting to make sure that they get consults and second opinions with the best doctors in New England, authorizing the surgery and therapy they require as quickly as possible, and making sure that…

"I have an educational blog" has to be a close second to "I sell monogrammed thermoses," right?

Unless it was necessary

I'll just copy and paste what I wrote on Gawker:

The replies are pretty heartening

Educators need to start inculcating into children the importance of asking before speaking: "Does that issue relate directly to me? Or are my opinions irrelevant on this topic?" If the answers, respectively, are "no" and "yes", then be aware that you are speaking out of your ass. Which means your words deserve as much…

I would not have shot Noah because he said "please" when forcing Daryl to turn over his crossbow. We're still in the south, people. Etiquette goes a long way. J/K, I would have totally shot him, but only in his hurt leg. Team Carol on that issue (if I actually believed she would have just shot him in the leg,…

If I were going for ancient classical plays, I'd pick Iphigenia at Aulis. Because that involves sacrificing a daughter.