Ha! I'm glad you said something, because they ARE funny together.

Also, I think our screen names together are funny.

The desert ghost!!! AAAAAHhhhhh!

I think you are looking for something that isn't there. She looks like a 13 year old in a teen fashion magazine. She's not wearing a TON of makeup. She's a young teen. I looked older than that when I was 13. I also feel like a lot of people in their 20s and 30s and older don't accurately remember what they looked like…

Hahaha dude you are like, just ticking off every item on the list of bad faith sexist argument bullshit. I have no obligation to you. I am not subservient to you. I am not obligated to pretend I don't think you're disgusting. I am not obligated to change my "tone" to one that doesn't make your widdle bottom wip…

I feel a great disturbance in the Tort, as though millions of HIPAA compliance officers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

i am always startled when i see someone breastfeeding. this is MY HANGUP. MINE. on what planet are my eyes more important than a hungry baby. (the answer is 0 planets btw)

THIS. I don't feel particularly comfortable when I see women breastfeeding in public without a cover. Fortunately, there are a whole host of other things that make me uncomfortable when I encounter them in public (like people making out, large groups of loud-talking teenagers, and people who preach at you on street…

Every time I read a story like this I wonder where my fellow loudmouths were.

The solution is to leave baby outside, Sparta-style, to pull itself up by its bootstraps and become a contributing member of society.

So, in parts of America, people force women to give birth to children but the same people won't allow said women to feed their babies? OKAY THEN.

They should have put the cease and desist letter in their Cuisinart... I mean food processor and turned it to confetti. #NotACronut

They're from Secaucus, NJ, which explains soooooooo much.

Certainly seems like an overreaction, but ... how about that clock in the lower right hand corner. Halftime, perhaps?

I went on a massive search to find this old video, but it is still awesome. THIS is twerking, it's obviously just more than shaking your butt or making it jiggle.

Psht, call me when turkin' makes a comeback..

oh god, can you imagine during a town hall meeting and someone is just like

Expecto infantum!