They were only living up to their illustrious owner's standards (allegedly)

Not that you need to be backed up, but I can back up what you have written. I worked in the university town near to where Jimmy created originally created his kingdom. For a long time there weren't any franchises. Then a couple of Rockstar! managers, who were originally from Chicago, offered Jimmy the right balance…

All the Happy Birthdays to you! And vodka - I give you ALLLLLL the vodka!

I would argue it is more the GIANT bowl of blue cheese, in conjunction with the well doneness of the the steak that makes him odd.

"we had a notorious patient who was by all accounts NOT mentally ill"

Oh my, that just took the grossness to a whole 'nother level!

I wish I could star this a million times!

So ill. I was eating a sandwich with aioli on it and had to postpone my responses to comments. Aioli is too close to mayo for my liking, especially when reading about this customer.

I think Double Dare ooze may have been made from the hand squeezed mayo...

No, not even remotely the same ring. WHO REQUESTS THAT!!!!!!!1111!!1!!!1

Trying to figure out the mechanics behind "hand squeezed coleslaw" is making me ill.

"no, I won't tell you, because I want my coleslaw freshly-squeezed."

Oh my, the guy who down graded his review! What a tool...

Good GOD! Do not read the comments on your linked post! Horrific!

Those places are in the same time zone

Ed Debevic's. It's still there. Crap food and all...

You forgot part of the Uniform. Cardinals t-shirts, jerseys, sweatshirts, etc and not just during baseball season

Thank you for sharing your story. I am sorry the CPC caused you physical and mental harm. For an organization that is supposed to be faith based they sure can be a bunch of assholes.

Cool idea, friend, except you are forgetting the part where not all people/woman have access to birth control. I don't just mean hormonal birth control, I also mean condoms, tubal ligation, birth control implants and basic sex education about how to prevent pregnancy. Until we have unlimited access for women and men…

We should change the white tears .gif to a white piers .gif and insert his most petulant face from the interview.