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Damn it, I was under the impression that he might transcend death. He will, of course, but not in the way that I had hoped.

Rest in Peace Sir Christopher. Thank you for your bevy of towering performances and for leading a fascinating life that could inspire anybody.

One guy we had in particular would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food. He would order everything as take out, and then once he got the food home would call and complain that something wasn’t right or something was missing.

He actually managed to make someone feel bad for beating cancer.

a long-ago episode of the Crocodile Hunter

I was thinking the same thing - but I think I remember from a long-ago episode of the Crocodile Hunter that their venom isn’t too dangerous to humans. Like, if you leave it untreated it can get bad but if you get medical attention it’s not that serious, it’s more dangerous to the small creatures they hunt. I could be

I worked at a nonprofit whose mission was to protect children and families.

OSHA!

Well, of course they had to fire her. Pregnancies are contagious, after all.

Why, it’s almost as if this “United Bible Fellowship Ministries” would prefer that their employees get abortions, since they’re so dead set against pregnancy. How.... Christian of them?

Aleve’s active ingredient (naproxen, formerly only by prescription) is an NSAID like in Advil (ibuprofen) — but it IS much more potent, and also has an increased risk of stomach issues like ulcers and stuff.

Violence is seldom the answer.

One of my ancestors had 14 recorded births in the 18th century. This would normally only be children who lived long enough, a few months, to be recorded. This would not include miscarriages, stillbirths, and those that died in a few days or weeks. Only three made it to adulthood.

Sadly it’s not even close for me. I once did a postpartum home visit to find that the infant had died several days before but the mother was still bathing and dressing the little body and frantic because “She just won’t eat.” I suspect this will turn out to be something similar. Grief can do some powerfully tragic

Rest assured, the L&O:SVU writers are already on the final draft of the script after three rounds of Tragedy MadLibs.

It was the mother that was making threats. She said that if her daughter didn't get a hot meal, the daughter would have a megameltdown. The flight crew perceived that as coercive. The daughter wasn't the problem, it was the unprepared mother.

I’m allergic to tomatoes, potatoes and all other nightshades, people NEVER believe me.

Wait, religious freedom means all religious freedom? The GOP in Missouri is going to be shitting bricks over this.

Man, that be reminds me of this— which isn’t a sexual-harassment story as much as an an almost-getting-kidnapped story:

Since I am speechless reading this, I’ll just sum up my feelings with this gif: