So, if you get raped by a stranger, don’t abort the baby because that’s bad, but we won’t acknowledge its existence when it’s born, either.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

I am male and have had to have mammograms due to lumps in my breast tissue which thankfully were benign. That being said, it is true breast cancer equipment is skewed towards females. When you are male in that setting you feel like an imposter or interloper and you get strange looks from the other women patients. I…

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that he had some underlying heart condition, since he died a mile into the race and had probably only eaten 2 donuts at that point.

God fucking damnit.

If you leave a firearm where a kid can easily get it, you are the bad guy with the gun.

Holy fuck...but you know, having guns is the most important thing...

Will this never cease to be the truth??

What they won’t say but believe “They should have married a rich guy who can afford to fly them to another country to have a secret abortion, like I do with all my mistresses.”

I started tearing up reading this article, as that is the first movie I ever cried to. I put lotion on my face beforehand and now it hurts even more.

Oh for f***’s sake, it can’t be that old, I saw it in the god-damn theatre!

LET ME AT EM.

That only works until they start demanding more shit pics

I feel like I just read an article by the onion. Except it’s real. Goddamn it I thought I would get through just one day without being appalled.

This is tasteless and I don’t care for it. My infant daughters saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin.

probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).

Burt’s Bees man, stick with Burt’s Bees.