No, I responded to sarcasm as though it were sarcasm, but without adopting the shitty tone you've been spreading everywhere on this page. Every point you've made on this article is stupid and trivial. How many posts have you written insisting that the comma changes the entire meaning of "fat girls, shouldn't talk"?…

I don't think the editors are surprised to see it there, which is why I didn't claim that. But now you know why it looks like they're "blasting it" all over the place, so you're welcome for that information.

It looks like you never even responded to unhingy mcgrath and they just kept responding to you, on top of being just generally histrionic.

The fact that they're on the left-hand side of the screen is based on a facebook algorithm, which they recently explained. Jezebel is not actually "blasting the article" all over the place.

But wait, then what does "fat girls, shouldn't talk" mean if the comma is correctly placed?

Literally nobody said that.

If you can afford a computer... you can afford a $75-$100 dress

I feel like I'm lucky, or maybe I just have cheap friends... this last weekend I attended my very good friend's wedding. I wasn't a bridesmaid, as she only had two, but they both ordered custom made dresses off Etsy which ran about $80/each and whatever shoes they enjoyed wearing. The bachelorette party was a…

It kinda seems pointless, right? I was wondering how this was new as I'm basically your neighbor and my local club stocks vapor pens. Nah, this is just... weed flavored vapor?

Because this pen doesn't have any THC in it.

And you see photos of him and he looked like such a sweet little boy. It's unfathomable, really.

Mmm, Philz.

and it almost worked if it weren't for those meddling kids

I think the point was that he was skeeving on her but she was supposed to feel okay about it because of the whopping $1 tip.

A quick glance at his comment history confirms it.

Neat!

Are you trying to be subversive?

I could have written the last one! I have scoured from my brain the sort of lines drunken men use on tall women... I don't know why we're seen as some tall summit to conquer, but holy shit they say some gross stuff. I think most of them were some combination of slurring, winking and eluding to horizontal equality.…

Pasties. These would be pasties on me.

Close enough?