Possibly also unpopular opinion but...I think it’s actually less healthy to let kids think that love and family is so fragile that one generic, undefined “mistake” can bring it crashing down. Or the other option, the “we just grew apart,” which only serves to spackle the cheater’s actions and communicates to kids…

No way by the point pussy grabber came about was scotch tape in the top ten. It might not have even ever been in the top ten. Maybe my remembering of the timeline is all out of whack (wack?) but didn’t that come pretty late as well? Well after (in no particular order and not comprehensive) calling Mexicans rapists,…

I am happy he got sacked but I doubt this will change anything. If we’ve learned anything in the last week, it’s that Bannon did not affect Trump’s policies or beliefs. Trump is just as much a white supremacist as Bannon.

Exactly what I was thinking: those are definitely wine charms.

Oof, that’s the sound of someone who has had the privilege of a parent who hasn’t emotionally, physically, or sexually abused you until you had to take the socially unacceptable step of protecting yourself by distancing yourself from them. You don’t owe your parents your love, fidelity, and respect if they never…

The last sentence in particular (“And I can tell you: that these ghosts you idolize spent the rest of their lives living in shame and right now, they’re resting in hell.”) was something. I actually blurted out a ‘well damn!’ of my own.

This is ridiculous. Who washes towels every day? I just incinerate them immediately and have my personal shopper purchase new ones.

That funny because I dab dry my bits, but my hubby puts the towel between his legs and pulls back and forth like a goddamn cartoon character, sometimes working in up into his buttcrack. We use the “different color towels for each person” method for a reason.

This through-fabric technology is really high-tech stuff. How do they even imagine these things?!

“I designed a ring that could go through a towel.” Really? Didn’t you just whip down to Hobby Lobby and get a bunch of those things people use for wine charms?

Mock all you want, but Mother Pence’s towel charms saved my marriage! My husband and I own exactly two towels and he just can’t keep track of which hook is His and which is Hers, bless his heart! Each and every day I had to wash our two towels - but at least it gave me the daily opportunity to sit atop the dryer while…

I have seen the documentary television series Heroes. Therefore, I am aware that this is when we get our superpowers.

She could have just left a five dollar bill on the bar, though . . . I’m going to try not to rush against judgement on this because she could very easily have tipped cash in the tip jar (or left it on the bar and it was picked up by the bartender, thinking some other customer had left it). I know people who REFUSE to…

I don’t understand the concept of meal kits when you can:

This is hilarious but also, somehow, upsetting.

This isn’t real, right? Because I am a single dad with a daughter and I cannot explain this level of care.

Just want to say you really want to avoid the slow clap. It’s known to be antibiotic resistant.

Wait. Is this a lark? Or is vaginal care really this intricate? I feel like this is a lark. Or maybe an infomercial. I haven’t decided yet.

The same white people defending Confederate and saying Black people need to get over slavery, will also threaten to cancel their (alleged) Amazon prime subscriptions because of this show. Same way they were pissed about Netflix’s Dear White People.