Yeah, no one cares about the actual rules. I got a dinner reservation.

Americans are devoted to their sports heroes.

Even George W Bush remembered Poland.

The hardware isn’t an expensive upgrade from what we have now. Electric power steering, antilock brakes, and collision sensors are common. And if it doesn’t pay for itself with reduced liability insurance then someone screwed it up. About 90 percent of traffic accidents are due to driver error. That’s a bunch of…

The only difference for the poors is that an autonomous car will refuse to go if it has a malfunction. Otherwise, their lives will suck as usual.

I’m okay with driving myself, but I definitely would prefer for the rest of you to be replaced by automation. You people suck.

And white. That’s definitely kept him back.

“I’d bean Jesus Christ Himself if he walked on water on me. Just get your damn feet wet and take your base.”

From either side of the political spectrum, “divisive” is a bullshitter’s word for “not accepting what someone else wants to do.”

The national FOP supports Trump, who advocates the reintroduction of unconstitutional stop-and-frisk procedures. “Police hate blacks” would only be the slightest exaggeration of that position.

“Opposition research” is a thing. The only reason they’d have a hard time finding a specific tweet is that Donald has said so much stupid, easily disproven shit that they’d want to make sure they have the right one.

an Ohio State team that arguably only got there because the rest of the Big Ten was mind-numbingly terrible

He can say more or less the same things lots of ways. He chooses to be a jerk. QED.

Except that his contract says they’re part of his job as an New England Patriots employee, and he’s obligated to participate in NFL publicity. So how he does it is a valid reflection of his character, methinks. Whether he genuinely despises the process, or he’s doing it to amuse himself in a waste of his time, or he…

If Trump loses, he doesn’t have any more power than any previous GOP loser since Nixon. I can’t see him winning the NY Senate seat in 2018. He’s got too much ego to run for the House. He can’t maintain his own interest til 2020 to run for President again.

Nah, that was a classic heel turn. Everyone knew what each beat wold be, but Trump and Cruz improvised the dialog to make sure it felt fresh.

Eh, the GOP went ahead and put its weight behind Trump anyway. They’ll back Cruz if he looks like a winner.

Texas electoral politics is different from the national election.

It’s okay for someone not to have a public opinion on this. Kelly is a football coach, not a politician.

The morbid interest in selfies from the hijacked planes would be a distasteful side effect, but generally it would be a good thing IMO if they weren’t unheard when they died.