It took a while, but it looks like this fan base has embraced the wide Right.

Goodell will fine the FUCK out of any team that even thinks of doing this.

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

Yeah, well you try to hit a fast ball when you’ve got the sins of the world on your shoulders!

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

Geaux get the shovel.

LSU Booster: Mike VI’s passing gives us paws.

Yeah, that’s what got to me. He alternated between sounding vaguely reasonable and insanely grandiose.  

This. It was laughable when he compared himself to Mark Zuckerberg. He was also arrested on security fraud charges, but is now free to walk the streets of NYC and peddle shitty political art. America...what a country.

This post has been corrected to account for a Braque/Brecht confusion.

“I think Obama did actually a fantastic job. My conservative friends hate me for saying that, but I said it to Milo. I think actually if we have four more years of Obama I’d be quite happy.”

Avant-’tard

Shkreli doesn’t ‘design’ drugs or even ‘make’ drugs. He sells drugs. He has a bachelors degree in business administration, not a Phd in chemistry, biology, or neuroscience.

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Just cause Brady was suspended, you think he doesn’t deserve a pre-season game?

“If I had your record, I’d be fucking fired. Fuck you.”

Nalley, Lawton. “Fuck You: Analyzing Job Stability of University Football Coaches in the Post-Agicultural South.” Annual Joint Arkansas - Alabama Conference. 8 Oct 2016. Fayetteville, Arkansas. Keynote Address.  

The Notre Dame football program has a history of blaming imaginary forces instead of looking at themselves for their failures.

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.