It’s a pandemic. I live in an area that has, in general, done a lot better than California, and my siblings, who live in the same city, haven’t yet held my six-month-old daughter because we’re following the damned rules. Unless that’s her live-in polyamorous situation, partying maskless with two dudes who are not her…

ken jennings sucks. he defended that anti-semitic, homophobic, racist, asshole who made his hungry daughter figure out a can opener herself for 6 hours.

You may be on to something. The last place I lived in was like that. Spacious, airy, and zero solitude without locking myself in the bathroom. 

Theory: She sheds are the natural response to the “open concept” house everyone thought they wanted but quickly learned meant “No place at all to get away to”.

NO! They’ve finally let up a bit on the coverage of those people. Don’t ask for more!

Debra is the new Karen.

“Dean runs an asphalt-paving company, which she probably doesn’t watch him do either. “

I appreciate this sentence

It seems most people don’t want to know that testing negative isn’t a magical ‘get out of quarantine free’ card. If you’re exposed, you gotta quarantine for 14 days from your last exposure, regardless of your results. You can still test positive later!

We all understand how it works. Rich\famous\powerful have the access to resourses us plebs don’t get. But you fuckers can’t even scrape up the basic decency to not rub your exalted positions in our faces during a worldwide health crisis. You’re lives are oh-so-fabulous and during normal times we could roll our eyes…

Michael B. Jordan’s a better choice, Obama. Dude hasn’t been creeping on teenagers.

“watched documentaries and YouTube videos to prepare”

Did they point to a certain spot on the spectrum and say “play this!” It’s such an odd choice to make it a physical thing, autism doesn’t always manifest physically.

Now imagine them all naked and wrasslin’ together.

Shuri* gets to be the new Black Panther or we ride at dawn.

Greta with the flaming hot return:

I don’t normally read much beyond the political stuff here, but that hed pulled me in. I thought Harry Styles had some delicious fish with him when his car broke down, which he then fed to the fan. I was disappointed to read what actually happened.

Yeah, I took Karate for 2 years in second and third grade, 82 and 83. We wore no protective gear, although we were not allowed to hit above the shoulders. I participated in one tournament between schools in the greater Houston area in the summer of 82, and won my age/belt group by continually using the Bruce Lee…

I don’t think he knows how to use Outlook. 

I can’t wait to hear what Egyptians say o an Israeli playing Cleopatra. 

Perhaps you were blessed with a top-notch digestive system. In my case, if I were to adhere to your “6-sheet rule”, I would end up walking around with a measurable amount of waste still attached to me - and the inside of my clothing.

Kudos to you and your easy-to-clean butthole, but realize that is not the case for…