Actually, I meant it literally, not as an intensifier. So there.

I had to literally restrain myself from responding to this

Fair point. 

High five from another old. Can we complain about the inexplicable worship of Cardi B together now?

Is it weird that I find Pattinson super attractive not in spite of Twilight but because of it? Even though it was a total crap fest of a movie series (and books)? Yeah, I agree. It is. 

It would be a real twist if Jezebel was just actively anti-feminist now! I mean, it’s a pretty big shit show at the moment and I think a case could be made for it.

Not sure I get the mocking tone here. It seems like a reasonable tweet!

I’m kinda mad at you for making me laugh from that :)

She literally captioned the photo “wig.” So, yeah, good spotting.

That photo broke my brain and I can’t stop thinking about it. But also, why do I care? I have no answers here.

Bangs.

Um... you guys are awesome. I thought you might be joking at first about your spotify album but it was amazing!

The pop culture “feminist” embrace of this show is confusing.

I don’t know who Cody Fern is but he looks like Harron Walker’s brother.

I just use Twitter to follow some writers I like plus a bunch of funny fandom accounts. I ignore everything else. So basically it’s just a way to waste a bit of time and be semi-amused. Not sure that’s a ringing endorsement, but it also causes me no grief.

Like, kind of a buttery toast. Yum.

I went to the Rothko Chapel a couple years ago and that was a seriously amazing experience. Sometimes when I travel, I hop from one touristy thing to another and honestly don’t remember much from them. This, however, continues to stick with me.

After reading this article one year, I had a talk with my kids (boys, early teens) about not putting weird things in their butts, so we wouldn’t have to have any awkward ER visits. They have never let me live this down.

God, yes, I know that one! It haunts me to this day. I really loved his presence here and miss him. Also, he ungreyed me on his last day (but I lost that password and changed phones, so I’ll definitely remain grey under this account forever). There’s a distinct lack of guinea pigs on his Twitter unfortunately. Thanks…

I’m sure he is but I honest to god can’t remember his last name. Not trying to be weird here- I just have a crap memory.